








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2032 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September






The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 345 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5547 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,900 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1883 | 19% |
| Smokes | 919 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 3909 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 3189 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,374,903 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2839 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Resident Sleeper | 89% | 83 |
| #10 | [PBS] Fappy | 86% | 279 |
| #11 | Chandler Striker | 78% | 60 |
| #12 | Heavy Crown | 66% | 47 |
| #13 | sadece sevilmek istedim | 66% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [PBS] Fappy | 58 | 0.0158 |
| #2 | che =DDD | 43 | 0.0223 |
| #3 | Stat Collector | 13 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | louiee | 12 | 0.0122 |
| #5 | d-_-b | 10 | 0.0119 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [PBS] Fappy | 553 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #2 | che =DDD | 373 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | scatterman | 177 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | Stat Collector | 127 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | louiee | 110 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chandler Striker | +14.35 | 100 | 46 |
| #2 | Stat Collector | +13.11 | 100 | 52 |
| #3 | Heavy Crown | +9.12 | 100 | 51 |
| #4 | louiee | +7.21 | 99 | 59 |
| #5 | Fumzy | +7.13 | 99 | 26 |





