








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 241 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1710 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,273 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1046 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1080 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 787 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1360 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $653,755 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 178 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ XwXMorgle | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | ✪ UwUTommy | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | VILLans ✪ OwORellol | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | Benj1n0 | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | BABY CADE | 55% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | sponk | 52% | 109 |
| #8 | fentdefender58 | 45% | 11 |
| #9 | HylianLink | 45% | 40 |
| #10 | Fetus Lobotomy | 39% | 18 |
| #11 | boinkyspoingy | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VILLans ✪ OwORellol | +6.30 | 92 | 30 |
| #2 | fentdefender58 | +4.90 | 77 | 57 |
| #3 | ✪ UwUTommy | +2.28 | 63 | 75 |
| #4 | Noxdify | +2.12 | 84 | 54 |
| #5 | Fetus Lobotomy | +1.82 | 69 | 78 |





