








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1288 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 345 matches | ||
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8235 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,668 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14725 | 38% |
| Smokes | 9743 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7318 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6882 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,296,721 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1258 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scasani | 71% | 68 |
| #2 | Those Pesky Hackers | 68% | 90 |
| #3 | Voodoo | 67% | 60 |
| #4 | fentdefender58 | 60% | 86 |
| #5 | Pappy O'Daniel | 54% | 321 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fentdefender58 | +3.65 | 80 | 70 |
| #2 | Pappy O'Daniel | +2.25 | 73 | 57 |
| #3 | Those Pesky Hackers | +2.11 | 83 | 76 |
| #4 | Scasani | +1.76 | 81 | 45 |
| #5 | Fetus Lobotomy | +1.62 | 79 | 74 |





