








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 320 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Faceit | 114 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




160 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3237 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,975 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2459 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2270 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2388 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2858 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,061,001 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 290 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | 1LS:DDD | 47% | 110 |
| #10 | MyNeimIsYunCena | 44% | 18 |
| #11 | C | 44% | 52 |
| #12 | boombiiee | 33% | 27 |
| #13 | ANDREMPY | 32% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1LS:DDD | 637 | 0.27 | 13 min |
| #2 | ✪ [AGBR]MARCO00 | 546 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #3 | gameza | 492 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #4 | Morgan | 184 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | Kemonito Xantares | 181 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morgan | +3.51 | 85 | 61 |
| #2 | 1LS:DDD | +2.18 | 80 | 53 |
| #3 | C Grinch | +1.24 | 87 | 59 |
| #4 | 4keef | +0.85 | 63 | 55 |
| #5 | Ay0n | +0.75 | 83 | 57 |





