








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 688 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 423 matches | ||
| Faceit | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




263 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7164 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,898 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7982 | 45% |
| Smokes | 4161 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2278 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3477 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,356,819 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 452 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C Grinch | 63% | 73 |
| #2 | ✪ [AGBR]MARCO00 | 50% | 438 |
| #3 | boombiiee | 49% | 57 |
| #4 | Kemonito Xantares | 47% | 57 |
| #5 | Ay0n | 47% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ [AGBR]MARCO00 | 159 | 0.0173 |
| #2 | gameza | 112 | 0.0254 |
| #3 | Ay0n | 68 | 0.0281 |
| #4 | Kemonito Xantares | 30 | 0.0244 |
| #5 | MyNeimIsYunCena | 29 | 0.0479 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morgan | +3.75 | 85 | 63 |
| #2 | C Grinch | +2.57 | 86 | 60 |
| #3 | 1LS:DDD | +1.94 | 81 | 53 |
| #4 | 4keef | +0.93 | 67 | 41 |
| #5 | gameza | +0.80 | 63 | 70 |





