








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2631 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,045 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1458 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1533 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1101 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 953 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $685,955 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ✪ [AGBR]MARCO00 | 55% | 38 |
| #7 | Kemonito Xantares | 53% | 17 |
| #8 | Ay0n | 49% | 43 |
| #9 | gameza | 46% | 57 |
| #10 | 1LS:DDD | 45% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morgan | +5.82 | 87 | 63 |
| #2 | 4keef | +2.57 | 76 | 49 |
| #3 | gameza | +0.37 | 62 | 70 |
| #4 | 1LS:DDD | +0.29 | 75 | 55 |
| #5 | Ay0n | +0.17 | 75 | 60 |





