








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 221 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 160 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2236 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,010 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1223 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3005 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 1620 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2162 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,550,425 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | passion comedian cadian | 56% | 43 |
| #2 | L3ss_DD_ow | 48% | 285 |
| #3 | Marcello | 47% | 331 |
| #4 | jjjjj_gura | 47% | 100 |
| #5 | Ranox | 46% | 313 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | L3ss_DD_ow | 48% | 285 |
| #3 | Marcello | 47% | 331 |
| #4 | jjjjj_gura | 47% | 100 |
| #5 | Ranox | 46% | 313 |
| #6 | 平均超濃起司愛好者 | 45% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marcello | 21 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Ranox | 18 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | L3ss_DD_ow | 16 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | 平均超濃起司愛好者 | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | jjjjj_gura | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ranox | 1031 | 0.15 | 26 min |
| #2 | L3ss_DD_ow | 986 | 0.16 | 25 min |
| #3 | 平均超濃起司愛好者 | 831 | 0.21 | 21 min |
| #4 | Marcello | 699 | 0.10 | 21 min |
| #5 | jjjjj_gura | 74 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | passion comedian cadian | +3.53 | 64 | 44 |
| #2 | Ranox | +2.55 | 74 | 62 |
| #3 | Marcello | +1.43 | 46 | 72 |
| #4 | L3ss_DD_ow | -0.99 | 44 | 75 |
| #5 | 平均超濃起司愛好者 | -1.37 | 45 | 67 |





