








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 674 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 322 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5580 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,049 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6070 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4340 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3769 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2870 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,217,233 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | passion comedian cadian | 53% | 51 |
| #2 | jjjjj_gura | 51% | 162 |
| #3 | L3ss_DD_ow | 50% | 413 |
| #4 | Marcello | 49% | 469 |
| #5 | 平均超濃起司愛好者 | 47% | 257 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | L3ss_DD_ow | 50% | 413 |
| #4 | Marcello | 49% | 469 |
| #5 | 平均超濃起司愛好者 | 47% | 257 |
| #6 | COOKIELEG | 46% | 313 |
| #7 | Jin Kojiro | 43% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marcello | 27 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | L3ss_DD_ow | 20 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | COOKIELEG | 11 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | 平均超濃起司愛好者 | 10 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | jjjjj_gura | 7 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L3ss_DD_ow | 1448 | 0.17 | 35 min |
| #2 | 平均超濃起司愛好者 | 1160 | 0.21 | 29 min |
| #3 | Marcello | 972 | 0.10 | 29 min |
| #4 | COOKIELEG | 298 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #5 | Jin Kojiro | 127 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ranox | +2.52 | 73 | 63 |
| #2 | passion comedian cadian | +1.52 | 61 | 47 |
| #3 | Marcello | +1.37 | 47 | 73 |
| #4 | L3ss_DD_ow | -0.78 | 45 | 74 |
| #5 | Jin Kojiro | -0.78 | 54 | 65 |





