








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 596 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 416 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6010 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,468 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4269 | 20% |
| Smokes | 8175 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 4908 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4116 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,034,619 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | L3ss_DD_ow | 50% | 442 |
| #8 | Ranox | 49% | 469 |
| #9 | 平均超濃起司愛好者 | 47% | 294 |
| #10 | COOKIELEG | 47% | 331 |
| #11 | Jin Kojiro | 46% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ranox | 31 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | L3ss_DD_ow | 23 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | COOKIELEG | 11 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | 平均超濃起司愛好者 | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | jjjjj_gura | 7 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L3ss_DD_ow | 1512 | 0.17 | 36 min |
| #2 | Ranox | 1494 | 0.15 | 38 min |
| #3 | 平均超濃起司愛好者 | 1291 | 0.21 | 32 min |
| #4 | COOKIELEG | 315 | 0.04 | 8 min |
| #5 | Jin Kojiro | 213 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hammie | +2.95 | 68 | 53 |
| #2 | Cool Ass Ling Ling | +2.83 | 65 | 52 |
| #3 | Ranox | +2.59 | 73 | 63 |
| #4 | passion comedian cadian | +2.02 | 68 | 47 |
| #5 | raeskoot | +1.98 | 64 | 45 |





