








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 223 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2741 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,033 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1558 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1988 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1870 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1617 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,098,699 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 292 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fozzy | 60% | 58 |
| #2 | Honey | 57% | 61 |
| #3 | ⓜⓘⓚⓔ | 56% | 16 |
| #4 | tHAtGuY | 56% | 61 |
| #5 | fresh | 56% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Disabled Jimmy | 45% | 47 |
| #12 | ByReckwey | 44% | 55 |
| #13 | Danny | 41% | 34 |
| #14 | xo | 40% | 15 |
| #15 | ReconSquirrel | 38% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ByReckwey | 7 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | DjDragon | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | tHAtGuY | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Cory kaljaa | 5 | 0.0090 |
| #5 | fresh | 5 | 0.0132 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DjDragon | 405 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | tHAtGuY | 196 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | Spiceunit | 151 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Knight of Blades, Sir Rated | 104 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | ByReckwey | 96 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fozzy | +3.64 | 80 | 48 |
| #2 | fresh | +2.01 | 83 | 56 |
| #3 | Honey | +1.83 | 64 | 37 |
| #4 | ⓜⓘⓚⓔ | +1.41 | 74 | 72 |
| #5 | tHAtGuY | +0.65 | 71 | 68 |





