








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 140 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 160 matches | ||
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4027 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,094 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 678 | 10% |
| Smokes | 2760 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 1369 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2287 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,225,597 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 321 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cookie Muncher | 57% | 61 |
| #2 | Darktomatoes | 57% | 28 |
| #3 | tHAtGuY | 52% | 50 |
| #4 | Danny | 52% | 33 |
| #5 | ReconSquirrel | 50% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Fozzy | 50% | 38 |
| #7 | AnuvaGamerGirl | 50% | 44 |
| #8 | DjDragon | 50% | 131 |
| #9 | Knight of Blades, Sir Rated | 45% | 65 |
| #10 | Spiceunit | 43% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DjDragon | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Danny | 5 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | ReconSquirrel | 5 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | tHAtGuY | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Cookie Muncher | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DjDragon | 323 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | Cookie Muncher | 157 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | tHAtGuY | 144 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | Spiceunit | 85 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Knight of Blades, Sir Rated | 82 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fozzy | +3.43 | 77 | 49 |
| #2 | Honey | +2.69 | 70 | 36 |
| #3 | Danny | +0.51 | 44 | 60 |
| #4 | tHAtGuY | +0.45 | 65 | 71 |
| #5 | DjDragon | +0.07 | 59 | 74 |





