








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 170 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,994 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1807 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3037 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2183 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1967 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,246,462 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | DjDragon | 33% | 239 |
| #14 | Spiceunit | 33% | 104 |
| #15 | manofgras ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ | 32% | 25 |
| #16 | ByReckwey | 32% | 47 |
| #17 | magma89 | 22% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DjDragon | 18 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | ByReckwey | 8 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | Cory kaljaa | 8 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | tHAtGuY | 7 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | Fozzy | 5 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DjDragon | 519 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #2 | Spiceunit | 190 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | tHAtGuY | 181 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | Cookie Muncher | 174 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | AnuvaGamerGirl | 129 | 0.05 | 3 min |





