








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 611 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 349 matches | ||
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Esplay | 6 matches | 2,075 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6284 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,662 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4850 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4275 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5245 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4292 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,281,504 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 392 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Rollof | 52% | 27 |
| #7 | Smidskog | 52% | 64 |
| #8 | fabfabi | 51% | 383 |
| #9 | 23 | 49% | 49 |
| #10 | vatten | 48% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vatten | +2.68 | 79 | 68 |
| #2 | Lucas | +1.84 | 77 | 67 |
| #3 | SK1PP3R | +1.04 | 85 | 66 |
| #4 | fabfabi | +0.88 | 75 | 61 |
| #5 | 23 | +0.64 | 86 | 41 |





