








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1015 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 231 matches | ||
| Premier | 224 matches | ||
| Esplay | 167 matches | 1,866 | |
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6325 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,525 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4465 | 19% |
| Smokes | 7673 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 5523 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5864 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,858,216 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 23 | 68% | 38 |
| #2 | UgG | 61% | 46 |
| #3 | Smidskog | 57% | 70 |
| #4 | NemesisSLICE | 57% | 84 |
| #5 | Adam_Nice | 57% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SK1PP3R | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Lucas | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | 23 | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | fabfabi | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Mustafa | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fabfabi | 625 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #2 | Lucas | 505 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #3 | SK1PP3R | 457 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| #4 | Zapy | 274 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #5 | Adam_Nice | 267 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Winnie the Pooh | +3.24 | 67 | 52 |
| #2 | Lucas | +1.98 | 73 | 70 |
| #3 | 23 | +1.92 | 87 | 45 |
| #4 | fabfabi | +1.72 | 76 | 60 |
| #5 | SK1PP3R | +1.51 | 86 | 66 |





