








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1049 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 451 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5385 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,415 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3200 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3863 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2184 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2168 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,054,673 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 500 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | decaY | 55% | 209 |
| #2 | m0kka | 51% | 152 |
| #3 | Rexidexi | 47% | 218 |
| #4 | Whitebeard | 46% | 195 |
| #5 | [WLS] Schafii | 44% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | [WLS] Schafii | 44% | 100 |
| #6 | -Flyder | 42% | 71 |
| #7 | 🎀♡uwu♡uwu♡🎀 | 42% | 105 |
| #8 | DevilStyleZ | 40% | 208 |
| #9 | wallox ;. | 31% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rexidexi | 15 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | decaY | 12 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | m0kka | 11 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | 🎀♡uwu♡uwu♡🎀 | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Whitebeard | 7 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rexidexi | 1258 | 0.27 | 32 min |
| #2 | DevilStyleZ | 1106 | 0.25 | 33 min |
| #3 | decaY | 615 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #4 | Whitebeard | 557 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #5 | m0kka | 428 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wallox ;. | +1.68 | 75 | 64 |
| #2 | -Flyder | +1.03 | 80 | 67 |
| #3 | m0kka | +0.83 | 71 | 68 |
| #4 | Whitebeard | +0.39 | 56 | 69 |
| #5 | Rexidexi | +0.32 | 49 | 71 |





