








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 932 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 484 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6343 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,838 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6108 | 22% |
| Smokes | 9858 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 5761 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6111 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,314,117 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 332 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Flyder | 55% | 77 |
| #2 | 🎀♡uwu♡uwu♡🎀 | 54% | 102 |
| #3 | Rexidexi | 52% | 460 |
| #4 | Mischol | 51% | 152 |
| #5 | Whitebeard | 49% | 548 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Mischol | 51% | 152 |
| #5 | Whitebeard | 49% | 548 |
| #6 | DevilStyleZ | 49% | 256 |
| #7 | [WLS] Schafii | 48% | 248 |
| #8 | wallox ;. | 35% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rexidexi | 29 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Whitebeard | 27 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | [WLS] Schafii | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | DevilStyleZ | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | 🎀♡uwu♡uwu♡🎀 | 7 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rexidexi | 2171 | 0.22 | 54 min |
| #2 | Whitebeard | 1416 | 0.12 | 34 min |
| #3 | DevilStyleZ | 1216 | 0.22 | 33 min |
| #4 | -Flyder | 309 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #5 | Mischol | 188 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wallox ;. | +2.22 | 79 | 67 |
| #2 | -Flyder | +1.58 | 83 | 63 |
| #3 | 🎀♡uwu♡uwu♡🎀 | +0.84 | 56 | 52 |
| #4 | Rexidexi | +0.53 | 54 | 69 |
| #5 | m0kka | +0.39 | 72 | 65 |





