








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1307 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 659 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 152 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7390 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,723 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6963 | 20% |
| Smokes | 7336 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 12693 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 7731 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,929,027 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2162 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Troyy | 50% | 46 |
| #2 | -Flyder | 50% | 98 |
| #3 | Rexidexi | 49% | 555 |
| #4 | m0kka | 49% | 548 |
| #5 | 🎀♡uwu♡uwu♡🎀 | 48% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | [WLS] Schafii | 46% | 389 |
| #8 | Mischol | 46% | 195 |
| #9 | decaY | 45% | 55 |
| #10 | wallox ;. | 44% | 75 |
| #11 | Rookie | 44% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rexidexi | 44 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | m0kka | 26 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | [WLS] Schafii | 23 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | DevilStyleZ | 15 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | 🎀♡uwu♡uwu♡🎀 | 12 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rexidexi | 2687 | 0.23 | 66 min |
| #2 | DevilStyleZ | 1978 | 0.24 | 54 min |
| #3 | m0kka | 1472 | 0.13 | 36 min |
| #4 | -Flyder | 404 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #5 | [WLS] Schafii | 299 | 0.04 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Troyy | +3.60 | 63 | 72 |
| #2 | wallox ;. | +2.63 | 80 | 66 |
| #3 | -Flyder | +1.94 | 83 | 65 |
| #4 | Rexidexi | +0.68 | 54 | 69 |
| #5 | DevilStyleZ | +0.67 | 72 | 70 |





