








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
701 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,507 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 284 | 11% |
| Smokes | 854 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 323 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1046 | 42% |
Our logs show you have wasted $304,972 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jesta | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Blues_25 | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | Plasto | 47% | 55 |
| #4 | 8-Ball Cat | 44% | 59 |
| #5 | 203128 | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jesta | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Blues_25 | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | Plasto | 47% | 55 |
| #4 | 8-Ball Cat | 44% | 59 |
| #5 | 203128 | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Plasto | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | 8-Ball Cat | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | 203128 | 2 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Plasto | 211 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #2 | 8-Ball Cat | 184 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | 203128 | 43 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Jesta | 14 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Blues_25 | 6 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jesta | +1.90 | 33 | 63 |
| #2 | Plasto | +1.42 | 31 | 45 |
| #3 | Blues_25 | -0.90 | 6 | 43 |
| #4 | brodie | -0.98 | 10 | 44 |
| #5 | 8-Ball Cat | -2.17 | 21 | 47 |





