








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 352 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 349 matches | ||
| Wingman | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3652 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,749 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2093 | 16% |
| Smokes | 4757 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2909 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2990 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,539,476 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Felix | 53% | 232 |
| #8 | b3nnyF | 51% | 63 |
| #9 | banzai | 49% | 134 |
| #10 | 7000 Fredericia | 48% | 170 |
| #11 | w0bz | 46% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Danish Kalashnikov | 734 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #2 | Felix | 603 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #3 | 7000 Fredericia | 399 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #4 | w0bz | 259 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | Undukrig | 182 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skovhund | +2.30 | 66 | 62 |
| #2 | Effelicious | +1.52 | 80 | 62 |
| #3 | Pomfritten | +1.50 | 57 | 59 |
| #4 | ziggish | +1.25 | 72 | 81 |
| #5 | b3nnyF | +1.24 | 76 | 60 |





