








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 320 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 186 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2225 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,195 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2100 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2676 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2367 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2052 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $788,505 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B8tman | 65% | 34 |
| #2 | Undukrig | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | PedeN | 62% | 26 |
| #4 | ✯phoenix✯ | 57% | 21 |
| #5 | Danish Kalashnikov | 56% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pomfritten | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Danish Kalashnikov | 261 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | Felix | 211 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | 7000 Fredericia | 157 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | b3nnyF | 121 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Pomfritten | 96 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Effelicious | +1.69 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | b3nnyF | +1.53 | 78 | 62 |
| #3 | w0bz | +0.91 | 73 | 72 |
| #4 | 7000 Fredericia | +0.27 | 85 | 68 |
| #5 | Pomfritten | +0.07 | 51 | 58 |





