








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 510 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 212 matches | ||
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4410 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,240 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2068 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3331 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5308 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 3533 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,631,715 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 216 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morgan | 62% | 89 |
| #2 | ToodlesGaming | 61% | 31 |
| #3 | Rufy | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | romBlex | 54% | 319 |
| #5 | romi | 54% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Jaker00 | 53% | 287 |
| #7 | Weasel | 53% | 236 |
| #8 | rubidobi | 50% | 202 |
| #9 | D0ogie | 48% | 54 |
| #10 | Kapper556 | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | romBlex | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Weasel | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Jaker00 | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | rubidobi | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | D0ogie | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | romBlex | 2233 | 0.32 | 73 min |
| #2 | Weasel | 1167 | 0.22 | 33 min |
| #3 | rubidobi | 849 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #4 | Jaker00 | 588 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #5 | Morgan | 392 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morgan | +1.97 | 72 | 69 |
| #2 | romBlex | +1.88 | 64 | 89 |
| #3 | Weasel | +1.63 | 67 | 79 |
| #4 | rubidobi | +0.85 | 71 | 68 |
| #5 | romi | -0.35 | 59 | 63 |





