








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1001 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 275 matches | ||
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3423 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,644 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7921 | 30% |
| Smokes | 8505 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4893 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5325 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $666,204 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 320 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morgan | 65% | 125 |
| #2 | ondrey | 65% | 31 |
| #3 | Rufy | 63% | 40 |
| #4 | ToodlesGaming | 56% | 61 |
| #5 | romi | 56% | 180 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Jaker00 | 54% | 363 |
| #8 | Kapper556 | 53% | 70 |
| #9 | rubidobi | 52% | 188 |
| #10 | Weasel | 50% | 281 |
| #11 | nx | 46% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaker00 | 7 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Morgan | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Rud0lf | 5 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Weasel | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | romi | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Weasel | 1261 | 0.21 | 36 min |
| #2 | Jaker00 | 746 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #3 | rubidobi | 710 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #4 | Morgan | 530 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #5 | Rud0lf | 481 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morgan | +2.09 | 73 | 70 |
| #2 | ondrey | +1.98 | 89 | 65 |
| #3 | romBlex | +1.83 | 66 | 85 |
| #4 | Weasel | +1.65 | 67 | 77 |
| #5 | rubidobi | +0.75 | 70 | 66 |





