








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 123 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2162 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,652 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1284 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1567 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1296 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1505 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,078,133 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | natsuki best waifu | 57% | 35 |
| #2 | KING BOJJI | 50% | 52 |
| #3 | ✪ obisao | 45% | 158 |
| #4 | aDream?. | 43% | 136 |
| #5 | ☯ Max ☯ | 42% | 187 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ obisao | 12 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | ☯ Max ☯ | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | türkiye her şeyin üzerinde | 5 | 0.0103 |
| #4 | aDream?. | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | KING BOJJI | 4 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | natsuki best waifu | +4.00 | 87 | 51 |
| #2 | KING BOJJI | +1.85 | 75 | 57 |
| #3 | ✪ obisao | +1.55 | 66 | 57 |
| #4 | Christoph Smaul | +1.47 | 66 | 60 |
| #5 | TowB ツ | +1.14 | 82 | 12 |





