








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 63 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2221 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,716 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3567 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2299 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2200 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1650 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $409,072 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EliTheGuy245 | 14 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | CHRIS | 11 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | MOSIX | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Diems | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Knicker Teen Addict | 5 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MOSIX | 784 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #2 | EliTheGuy245 | 333 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | Diems | 262 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | CHRIS | 217 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | CRASHOUT | 124 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Diems | +4.40 | 85 | 41 |
| #2 | MOSIX | +1.80 | 56 | 54 |
| #3 | Knicker Teen Addict | +0.48 | 72 | 47 |
| #4 | EliTheGuy245 | -0.47 | 61 | 46 |
| #5 | CRASHOUT | -0.77 | 69 | 48 |





