








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3387 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,289 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1444 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2599 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2482 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1764 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,414,853 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MOSIX | 58% | 350 |
| #2 | Gator | 58% | 147 |
| #3 | EliTheGuy245 | 54% | 225 |
| #4 | Knicker Teen Addict | 54% | 48 |
| #5 | CRASHOUT | 53% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Gator | 58% | 147 |
| #3 | EliTheGuy245 | 54% | 225 |
| #4 | Knicker Teen Addict | 54% | 48 |
| #5 | CRASHOUT | 53% | 64 |
| #6 | CHRIS | 52% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EliTheGuy245 | 21 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | MOSIX | 15 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Gator | 13 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Knicker Teen Addict | 8 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | CHRIS | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MOSIX | 1117 | 0.16 | 26 min |
| #2 | EliTheGuy245 | 575 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #3 | Gator | 568 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #4 | CHRIS | 201 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | CRASHOUT | 105 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Diems | +4.12 | 84 | 43 |
| #2 | MOSIX | +0.81 | 59 | 51 |
| #3 | Knicker Teen Addict | -0.65 | 70 | 54 |
| #4 | EliTheGuy245 | -0.79 | 60 | 45 |
| #5 | CRASHOUT | -1.51 | 68 | 43 |





