








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 353 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Esplay | 22 matches | 2,235 | |
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1780 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,783 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1518 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1503 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1276 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1486 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $139,001 of utility $45 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JeTFet | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | TheWOK | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | Saiko | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | Kenzo | 53% | 40 |
| #5 | GodFather KD.BET | 52% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Amer | 50% | 10 |
| #8 | sphexxy | 45% | 77 |
| #9 | HjallaPenos | 45% | 42 |
| #10 | limeseN | 45% | 102 |
| #11 | CURSEDXD | 37% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CURSEDXD | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | limeseN | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Edde | 2 | 0.0096 |
| #4 | sphexxy | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | HjallaPenos | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | limeseN | 363 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | sphexxy | 112 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | CURSEDXD | 101 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | HjallaPenos | 97 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Kenzo | 64 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Edde | +2.61 | 87 | 66 |
| #2 | victor | +2.54 | 88 | 64 |
| #3 | limeseN | +1.61 | 82 | 70 |
| #4 | CURSEDXD | +1.32 | 86 | 64 |
| #5 | JeTFet | +0.97 | 64 | 67 |





