








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1191 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 1661 matches | ||
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 2,132 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 118 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
17469 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 60,838 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10100 | 17% |
| Smokes | 16934 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 19922 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 13882 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,547,949 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 320 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | limeseN | +2.08 | 83 | 72 |
| #2 | Kenzo | +1.60 | 86 | 63 |
| #3 | CURSEDXD | +0.97 | 87 | 60 |
| #4 | Flower Boy FlexNard | +0.54 | 74 | 73 |
| #5 | sphexxy | -0.26 | 54 | 59 |





