








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 219 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3192 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,319 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3802 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2033 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 3951 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3533 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,358,333 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 658 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Embrace | 50% | 145 |
| #2 | VERA | 48% | 71 |
| #3 | Supreme leader Kim Jong-Un | 46% | 37 |
| #4 | silver aim stefan | 43% | 69 |
| #5 | r0ggeL- | 41% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | PoMo | 41% | 102 |
| #7 | EetMeSok | 40% | 30 |
| #8 | Niffo | 39% | 59 |
| #9 | Penthius | 34% | 29 |
| #10 | RQBassie | 22% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PoMo | 22 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | Embrace | 21 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | silver aim stefan | 13 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | Supreme leader Kim Jong-Un | 10 | 0.0131 |
| #5 | EetMeSok | 10 | 0.0172 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Embrace | 487 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #2 | PoMo | 384 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #3 | silver aim stefan | 340 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #4 | VERA | 221 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Supreme leader Kim Jong-Un | 142 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Embrace | +5.36 | 95 | 60 |
| #2 | PoMo | +5.17 | 89 | 68 |
| #3 | Penthius | +3.32 | 73 | 57 |
| #4 | EetMeSok | +2.89 | 76 | 52 |
| #5 | r0ggeL- | +1.66 | 88 | 42 |





