








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 289 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Renown | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7875 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,029 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5807 | 39% |
| Smokes | 3994 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2660 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2568 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,193,294 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1969 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Extinse | 63% | 57 |
| #2 | PoMo | 58% | 182 |
| #3 | EetMeSok | 57% | 135 |
| #4 | r0ggeL- | 57% | 79 |
| #5 | silver aim stefan | 57% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | silver aim stefan | 57% | 150 |
| #6 | VERA | 51% | 110 |
| #7 | Badmeester Joris | 50% | 145 |
| #8 | Niffo | 46% | 69 |
| #9 | Supreme leader Kim Jong-Un | 43% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PoMo | 22 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | silver aim stefan | 21 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | EetMeSok | 17 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | Badmeester Joris | 14 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | VERA | 9 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PoMo | 805 | 0.22 | 18 min |
| #2 | silver aim stefan | 599 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #3 | EetMeSok | 429 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | VERA | 354 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | Badmeester Joris | 292 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PoMo | +3.34 | 85 | 68 |
| #2 | Embrace | +3.04 | 94 | 60 |
| #3 | Extinse | +1.74 | 75 | 40 |
| #4 | EetMeSok | +1.67 | 81 | 52 |
| #5 | r0ggeL- | +0.64 | 86 | 42 |





