








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 762 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 268 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 98 matches | ||
| Wingman | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5490 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,186 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5826 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4194 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 5820 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5346 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,187,491 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 503 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deqny | 78% | 88 |
| #2 | possible | 69% | 35 |
| #3 | 𝙛𝙪𝙣𝙠 | 65% | 302 |
| #4 | frogger | 60% | 82 |
| #5 | Daniel<3 | 49% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deqny | 78% | 88 |
| #2 | possible | 69% | 35 |
| #3 | 𝙛𝙪𝙣𝙠 | 65% | 302 |
| #4 | frogger | 60% | 82 |
| #5 | Daniel<3 | 49% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙛𝙪𝙣𝙠 | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | deqny | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Daniel<3 | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | frogger | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | possible | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙛𝙪𝙣𝙠 | 542 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #2 | deqny | 303 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | frogger | 155 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Daniel<3 | 118 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | possible | 90 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deqny | +4.02 | 87 | 58 |
| #2 | 𝙛𝙪𝙣𝙠 | +3.30 | 75 | 64 |
| #3 | frogger | +2.08 | 73 | 66 |
| #4 | 𝙥𝙨𝙮𝙘𝙝 | +1.86 | 76 | 65 |
| #5 | Daniel<3 | +0.48 | 66 | 52 |





