








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 38 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1603 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,367 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1065 | 32% |
| Smokes | 863 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 606 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 833 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $449,298 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jaz | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | BiSHiKoN | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | huska | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | 𝙥𝙨𝙮𝙘𝙝 | 60% | 82 |
| #5 | Daniel<3 | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jaz | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | BiSHiKoN | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | huska | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | 𝙥𝙨𝙮𝙘𝙝 | 60% | 82 |
| #5 | Daniel<3 | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙥𝙨𝙮𝙘𝙝 | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙥𝙨𝙮𝙘𝙝 | 235 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | huska | 33 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | jaz | 12 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | Daniel<3 | 8 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | BiSHiKoN | 5 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frogger | +2.23 | 77 | 66 |
| #2 | BiSHiKoN | +0.79 | 93 | 59 |
| #3 | huska | +0.63 | 72 | 61 |
| #4 | 𝙥𝙨𝙮𝙘𝙝 | +0.34 | 74 | 65 |
| #5 | Daniel<3 | +0.17 | 35 | 50 |





