








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 250 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1114 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,089 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1399 | 34% |
| Smokes | 954 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1021 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 715 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $154,759 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tsikidi | 86% | 14 |
| #2 | Norppadi | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | ✪ kniz | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | KaPe CSGOEmpire.com | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | lukis | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ✪ kniz | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | KaPe CSGOEmpire.com | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | lukis | 50% | 8 |
| #6 | Lungi | 44% | 77 |
| #7 | pupsu | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lungi | 21 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | ✪ kniz | 9 | 0.0188 |
| #3 | KaPe CSGOEmpire.com | 5 | 0.0155 |
| #4 | pupsu | 3 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | lukis | 2 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lungi | 244 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | pupsu | 42 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | ✪ kniz | 34 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Tsikidi | 24 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | KaPe CSGOEmpire.com | 16 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ kniz | +3.22 | 80 | 47 |
| #2 | KaPe CSGOEmpire.com | +2.60 | 55 | 72 |
| #3 | Lungi | +2.20 | 80 | 68 |
| #4 | Tsikidi | +2.00 | 89 | 62 |
| #5 | lukis | +1.20 | 78 | 53 |





