








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1351 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 329 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




100 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3320 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,796 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1782 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2347 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1614 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2053 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,993,819 of utility $241 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 211 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wiNz | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | pupsu | 50% | 141 |
| #3 | MöLy | 49% | 51 |
| #4 | Tsikidi | 49% | 134 |
| #5 | Niksusteri | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pupsu | 39 | 0.0133 |
| #2 | Lungi | 28 | 0.0110 |
| #3 | KaPe CSGOEmpire.com | 16 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | Norppadi | 8 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | Tsikidi | 7 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pupsu | 415 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | Lungi | 389 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #3 | Tsikidi | 264 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | KaPe CSGOEmpire.com | 146 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Norppadi | 119 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lungi | +2.31 | 76 | 70 |
| #2 | wiNz | +2.14 | 69 | 68 |
| #3 | ✪ kniz | +1.08 | 78 | 45 |
| #4 | MöLy | +0.30 | 83 | 58 |
| #5 | KaPe CSGOEmpire.com | +0.29 | 52 | 59 |





