








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 324 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 278 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3348 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,002 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1950 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1611 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2640 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2801 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $700,541 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 243 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tox1c | 55% | 22 |
| #2 | >synchron!ze. | 54% | 46 |
| #3 | K9RTIK SINGH | 49% | 83 |
| #4 | Ajnabee (Woof) | 49% | 76 |
| #5 | RHYTHMX | 47% | 282 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RHYTHMX | 593 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #2 | Ajnabee (Woof) | 177 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | K9RTIK SINGH | 162 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Redsopez | 161 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Tox1c | 104 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | >synchron!ze. | +1.52 | 81 | 52 |
| #2 | Redsopez | +1.20 | 68 | 62 |
| #3 | JoJo | +0.78 | 58 | 58 |
| #4 | K9RTIK SINGH | +0.28 | 73 | 61 |
| #5 | Tox1c | +0.21 | 74 | 69 |





