








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 50 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Faceit | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2582 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,588 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3630 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3920 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1285 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 2753 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $641,615 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Walker | 62% | 45 |
| #2 | -X1_ | 62% | 84 |
| #3 | Star To A Young Culture | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | potatoboy | 60% | 95 |
| #5 | Rakeesh | 59% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Peek Me, I'm From York | 51% | 41 |
| #12 | WEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOO | 50% | 38 |
| #13 | 3 | 47% | 36 |
| #14 | conter sterk pro | 43% | 35 |
| #15 | TOnTheWing | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeadBG | 9 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | potatoboy | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | -X1_ | 7 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Rakeesh | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | L 神 | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeadBG | 283 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | -X1_ | 278 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | Raveeen | 261 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #4 | potatoboy | 258 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | Rakeesh | 244 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raveeen | +2.68 | 81 | 71 |
| #2 | potatoboy | +2.32 | 70 | 69 |
| #3 | 3 | +1.63 | 72 | 71 |
| #4 | Walker | +1.32 | 91 | 60 |
| #5 | mulh0lly | +1.13 | 73 | 74 |





