








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 259 matches | ||
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3774 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,559 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3304 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2843 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4398 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4014 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,577,705 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raveeen | 58% | 128 |
| #2 | [A]thos ~ Master | 56% | 27 |
| #3 | potatoboy | 54% | 114 |
| #4 | Plum | 54% | 110 |
| #5 | xco | 52% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Star To A Young Culture | 44% | 34 |
| #12 | conter sterk pro | 44% | 48 |
| #13 | Peek Me, I'm From York | 40% | 68 |
| #14 | Okio | 38% | 26 |
| #15 | TOnTheWing | 38% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xco | 11 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Peek Me, I'm From York | 10 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | -X1_ | 9 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Rakeesh | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | potatoboy | 6 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raveeen | 603 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #2 | -X1_ | 466 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #3 | Rakeesh | 415 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #4 | potatoboy | 407 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #5 | xco | 386 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raveeen | +3.76 | 85 | 72 |
| #2 | WEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOO | +2.35 | 68 | 56 |
| #3 | potatoboy | +1.90 | 67 | 68 |
| #4 | -X1_ | +1.50 | 76 | 62 |
| #5 | xco | +1.34 | 75 | 62 |





