








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 100 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 175 matches | ||
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4487 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,902 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3762 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4676 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3277 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4187 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,126,383 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 125 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cal_mon | 72% | 29 |
| #2 | Xxpro_sniper_69xX | 62% | 29 |
| #3 | potatoboy | 58% | 96 |
| #4 | -X1_ | 58% | 91 |
| #5 | Raveeen | 57% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | WEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOO | 52% | 27 |
| #12 | L 神 | 52% | 108 |
| #13 | Anna | 47% | 43 |
| #14 | conter sterk pro | 45% | 31 |
| #15 | Peek Me, I'm From York | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xco | 14 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | potatoboy | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | -X1_ | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Peek Me, I'm From York | 4 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | Plum | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raveeen | 485 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #2 | potatoboy | 360 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #3 | xco | 332 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #4 | -X1_ | 320 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #5 | Rakeesh | 247 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raveeen | +3.01 | 84 | 72 |
| #2 | Walker | +2.17 | 86 | 48 |
| #3 | mulh0lly | +2.12 | 80 | 68 |
| #4 | Xxpro_sniper_69xX | +1.96 | 83 | 65 |
| #5 | WEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOO | +1.53 | 64 | 62 |





