








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 68 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2708 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2695 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2136 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2724 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2707 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $571,798 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 196 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rakeesh | 65% | 75 |
| #2 | Okio | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | Raveeen | 61% | 38 |
| #4 | potatoboy | 58% | 48 |
| #5 | xco | 56% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | WEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOO | 52% | 52 |
| #14 | conter sterk pro | 47% | 99 |
| #15 | [A]thos ~ Master | 47% | 19 |
| #16 | Peek Me, I'm From York | 45% | 44 |
| #17 | -X1_ | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | conter sterk pro | 15 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | L 神 | 12 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Rakeesh | 7 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | DeadBG | 7 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Peek Me, I'm From York | 6 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | conter sterk pro | 492 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #2 | DeadBG | 248 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #3 | xco | 243 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | Raveeen | 243 | 0.29 | 7 min |
| #5 | L 神 | 226 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raveeen | +4.29 | 86 | 78 |
| #2 | Okio | +2.90 | 83 | 56 |
| #3 | 3 | +2.59 | 74 | 69 |
| #4 | potatoboy | +2.09 | 74 | 65 |
| #5 | WEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOO | +1.82 | 69 | 55 |





