








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1112 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,305 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1115 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1141 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1321 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 728 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $950,912 of utility $221 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beng0r | 15 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | klonk | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | guru | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | atr4ik | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Fhydl4 | 2 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beng0r | 468 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #2 | Zoddom | 365 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #3 | Weda | 223 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #4 | Black Elvis | 171 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #5 | guru | 142 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Black Elvis | +4.96 | 83 | 63 |
| #2 | guru | +3.83 | 74 | 72 |
| #3 | klonk | +3.01 | 78 | 70 |
| #4 | Zoddom | +2.54 | 74 | 70 |
| #5 | atr4ik | +2.01 | 75 | 60 |





