








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 529 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Renown | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6316 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,065 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7657 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5281 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5551 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6576 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,121,543 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1053 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Black Elvis | +4.66 | 81 | 66 |
| #2 | misterio | +2.72 | 54 | 71 |
| #3 | klonk | +2.59 | 76 | 69 |
| #4 | guru | +2.13 | 73 | 75 |
| #5 | atr4ik | +1.84 | 69 | 57 |





