








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 226 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 118 matches | ||
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2450 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,129 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2704 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2546 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2068 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2811 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $658,949 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 596 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sa6o_pok | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | KAMENINIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | 71% | 34 |
| #3 | R1 | 68% | 81 |
| #4 | THAT AIN'T ME | 68% | 37 |
| #5 | ................... | 66% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | KAMENINIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | 71% | 34 |
| #3 | R1 | 68% | 81 |
| #4 | THAT AIN'T ME | 68% | 37 |
| #5 | ................... | 66% | 32 |
| #6 | Bogdanov :) | 65% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R1 | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | sa6o_pok | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R1 | 295 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | KAMENINIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | 171 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #3 | Bogdanov :) | 50 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | THAT AIN'T ME | 33 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | ................... | 32 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bogdanov :) | +2.41 | 79 | 52 |
| #2 | R1 | +1.84 | 83 | 66 |
| #3 | sa6o_pok | +1.33 | 70 | 53 |
| #4 | THAT AIN'T ME | +1.12 | 45 | 62 |
| #5 | A.I.M. | +0.36 | 75 | 59 |





