








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 921 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 151 matches | ||
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7350 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,827 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2625 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4074 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 1090 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 3038 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,258,305 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1470 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jeroMoney $.$ | 68% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jeroMoney $.$ | 68% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jeroMoney $.$ | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jeroMoney $.$ | 69 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bogdanov :) | +3.41 | 73 | 46 |
| #2 | jeroMoney $.$ | -3.90 | 36 | 59 |





