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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 864 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4411 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,013 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3606 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3678 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2432 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2297 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $715,375 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ AwesomeMasterShooter ✪ | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | AussieBlive | 3 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Chop1ner nz | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Vlad | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Pre§§ | 2 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nawaaaqanitawaaase | +4.14 | 80 | 63 |
| #2 | zXISEEYOUBROXz | +3.36 | 76 | 57 |
| #3 | Pre§§ | +2.61 | 64 | 69 |
| #4 | ✪ AwesomeMasterShooter ✪ | +1.86 | 57 | 44 |
| #5 | 2Goldfish | +1.84 | 54 | 58 |





