








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 281 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1537 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,198 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2240 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1721 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 904 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1333 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $648,323 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | Gentrix | 36% | 11 |
| #16 | Lucas | 33% | 12 |
| #17 | Molly | 33% | 33 |
| #18 | Gaming Cat | 25% | 12 |
| #19 | Elijah | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bhjz | 180 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | Don Cheadle | 150 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | Polymon | 143 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | o'0 Scriib | 122 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | PanthanaX | 88 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Don Cheadle | +5.37 | 88 | 66 |
| #2 | Geo - stratbox.app | +3.06 | 73 | 66 |
| #3 | Alcan | +2.77 | 84 | 70 |
| #4 | bhjz | +2.52 | 74 | 59 |
| #5 | PanthanaX | +2.10 | 87 | 71 |





