








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 432 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 110 matches | ||
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Esplay | 39 matches | 2,090 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 183 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2616 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,105 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2579 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2953 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2617 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2956 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $981,031 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1369 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bhjz | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | Sparkling TATE | 69% | 16 |
| #3 | KeKe is back! | 65% | 94 |
| #4 | agoo | 65% | 34 |
| #5 | DoooZe | 64% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Don Cheadle | +3.93 | 88 | 59 |
| #2 | KeKe is back! | +3.45 | 89 | 64 |
| #3 | enzo | +1.80 | 81 | 60 |
| #4 | Myran | +1.19 | 84 | 72 |
| #5 | agoo | +0.97 | 75 | 71 |





