








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 861 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 484 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 63 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8543 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,384 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4564 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5954 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4649 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6217 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,949,112 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 535 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dudley | 72% | 67 |
| #2 | TheLegend | 71% | 65 |
| #3 | postino | 68% | 120 |
| #4 | ILPARO | 66% | 155 |
| #5 | Luke | 66% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frwd cs.money | 262 | 0.30 | 7 min |
| #2 | xoxo | 241 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | postino | 222 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Luke | 220 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #5 | ILPARO | 214 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | at1picaL❤ | +3.91 | 88 | 57 |
| #2 | darknesspho | +2.54 | 96 | 57 |
| #3 | the goat | +2.40 | 85 | 58 |
| #4 | Luke | +2.18 | 87 | 61 |
| #5 | TheLegend | +1.93 | 74 | 45 |





