








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 428 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2255 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,134 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1942 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2049 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1259 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1884 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $207,590 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 125 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | TheLegend | 71% | 76 |
| #6 | North-k | 68% | 37 |
| #7 | at1picaL❤ | 66% | 65 |
| #8 | Goalie | 65% | 31 |
| #9 | xoxo | 64% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheLegend | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | North-k | 5 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | dudley | 3 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | xoxo | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | at1picaL❤ | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheLegend | 393 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #2 | at1picaL❤ | 155 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | North-k | 86 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | xoxo | 72 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Goalie | 68 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | at1picaL❤ | +3.31 | 90 | 55 |
| #2 | Frwd cs.money | +3.15 | 87 | 72 |
| #3 | Luke | +3.09 | 87 | 64 |
| #4 | TheLegend | +2.26 | 78 | 66 |
| #5 | dudley | +0.32 | 84 | 48 |





