








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 216 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3898 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,497 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2156 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3096 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2292 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2953 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $844,327 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 565 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke | 76% | 29 |
| #2 | at1picaL❤ | 68% | 120 |
| #3 | North-k | 62% | 21 |
| #4 | deker | 60% | 35 |
| #5 | xoxo | 58% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | North-k | 62% | 21 |
| #4 | deker | 60% | 35 |
| #5 | xoxo | 58% | 26 |
| #6 | ILPARO | 50% | 32 |
| #7 | dema | 48% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dema | 9 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | at1picaL❤ | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | North-k | 5 | 0.0119 |
| #4 | Luke | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | ILPARO | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | at1picaL❤ | 314 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | dema | 190 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | Luke | 118 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | xoxo | 70 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | deker | 57 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | at1picaL❤ | +3.83 | 88 | 60 |
| #2 | Luke | +2.09 | 87 | 63 |
| #3 | postino | +1.24 | 89 | 61 |
| #4 | xoxo | +0.94 | 83 | 53 |
| #5 | dema | +0.89 | 84 | 53 |





