








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 59 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1085 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,947 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 749 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1193 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1066 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 939 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $219,923 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marsellini | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Fumando Alonso | 61% | 49 |
| #3 | bicho arabe | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | alexxrieraa | 56% | 52 |
| #5 | Mepi Kaloyo | 53% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marsellini | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Fumando Alonso | 61% | 49 |
| #3 | bicho arabe | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | alexxrieraa | 56% | 52 |
| #5 | Mepi Kaloyo | 53% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fumando Alonso | 7 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Mepi Kaloyo | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Marsellini | 2 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | alexxrieraa | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fumando Alonso | 297 | 0.30 | 7 min |
| #2 | Mepi Kaloyo | 119 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | alexxrieraa | 98 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Marsellini | 34 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #5 | bicho arabe | 15 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marsellini | +3.91 | 85 | 54 |
| #2 | Bot Pisco | +3.40 | 64 | 63 |
| #3 | Fumando Alonso | +0.35 | 52 | 68 |
| #4 | Mepi Kaloyo | -0.83 | 37 | 67 |
| #5 | bicho arabe | -1.22 | 30 | 39 |





