








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 224 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1683 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,210 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2799 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1701 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1015 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1695 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $285,724 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 204 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R. | 81% | 31 |
| #2 | クリス | 77% | 13 |
| #3 | Samson | 71% | 21 |
| #4 | Kulde | 71% | 77 |
| #5 | v1per | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | クリス | 77% | 13 |
| #3 | Samson | 71% | 21 |
| #4 | Kulde | 71% | 77 |
| #5 | v1per | 40% | 25 |
| #6 | Ezio | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kulde | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Samson | 3 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | R. | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | v1per | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kulde | 205 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | R. | 67 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Ezio | 35 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | Samson | 20 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | v1per | 13 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kulde | +4.15 | 81 | 68 |
| #2 | R. | +2.65 | 66 | 69 |
| #3 | Chaze | +2.33 | 74 | 66 |
| #4 | v1per | +0.96 | 88 | 44 |
| #5 | クリス | +0.87 | 78 | 57 |





